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I can’t get that episode of southpark where Stan adopts a gay dog out of my head. That’s probably because my dog Stanley has turned out to be such an flaming homosexual. Stanley is my 2 1/2 year old Beagle. When my mom moved to the Philippines I got her a Shitzu puppy she named Tucker. Tucker and Stanley are the best of friends and play together every day. Strangely no humping. Stanley never humps anything which is a bit worrisome. Now Tucker is an F’ing furball. Every time I get him groomed the vet must put some kind of pheromone shampoo on him because for the next 24 hours Stanley makes Tucker his bitch! Scope the vids:

So my Mom now lives in Manila!  I’m really excited about this.  Sure it’s a lot of work but Mom is so happy and so much healthier now!  Thanks to how inexpensive it is to live here I was able to get her a condo twice as big as her house in USA, a full-time maid, and a full-time nurse/caretaker!  So first thing to do was bring her by the office to meet everyone and then get her a puppy!  Check out the pix below!

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