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That’s right folks, I’m a married man as of 8/28/09! The wedding was not a massive event by any means, heh. We’re planning a proper ceremony in April but we both wanted one that was outdoors and the weather here in the Philippines doesn’t really allow for any certainty of sunny weather during the “rainy season”. Still my Mom was able to attend and Danny and Shey were there as our official witnesses. This went down at the Makati City Hall in a courtroom. Be sure to notice the pictures of the rice cooker in the courtroom. Classic! Also watch the vids. Pretty damn funny. I was the only one able to keep from busting out laughing. Also Danny did a hell of a job on crowd control telling off some inconsiderate assholes who walked in and started yammering at one another about where some boxes in the back needed to be moved to!

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Now I’ve seen a lot of crazy things on mopeds here in Manila.  I’ve seen 4 full size adults packed onto on.  I’ve seen three “State Police” riding on a single moped.  Yeah, nothing says “authority” figure like riding bitch on a moped.  I often see a family: dad driving with helmet, baby in the middle without helmet, and mom riding on the back with a helmet.  I call this the nutcracker.

But nothing compares to what I saw today.  No crap, a dog riding on a moped.  Not on a sidecar.  The dog was just balancing himself on the backseat.  Honestly this is pretty jacked up of the moped driver.  Poor dog was tied to the scooter by the neck so if he did fall he was fooked.  Scope the pix:

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So my mom forwarded me one of her “funny” emails. This time I gotta give her credit, it was pretty damn funny. It’s a DAMN good way to cause some mayhem on a plane though. Honestly I’m not sure I’ll ever have the balls to try it.

Basically the email says it’s about how to shut up an annoying passenger sitting next to you:

What to do when you’re sitting next to an annoying passenger on a plane?

7-Breath in deeply and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

Of course it’s doubtful you’ll have internet access on a plane.  But in case you’ve got the balls to try this, never fear.  Hit THIS LINK for my version of the joke which has a nifty .zip download at the bottom so you can run this offline!