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Top 10 Stupid Questions for Expats In The Philippines

Top 10 Stupid Questions for Expats In The Philippines

A friend of mine posted a link to 21 Questions Asian People Are Sick Of Answering which really is funny and worth checking out.  But made me think of the stupid questions I get as an expat living in the Philippines:

#1 What Hotel Are You Staying In?

I live here! I’ve lived here 9 years.  Not all crackers are tourists!

#2 Is Your Name Joe? (or simply “hey Joe!”)

Not all foreigners are named ...

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Star Wars Humor

Star Wars Humor

Yeah, I’m a nerd. I love Star Wars. And I love some Start Wars humor as well! Most all of these came from Star Wars Daily blog on Tumblr so be sure to check that out as well for more funny ha ha! The gallery below is hooked into my facebook album so as I add more it’ll auto-update below!

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Darth Vader’s #2 In The Philippines

Darth Vader’s #2 In The Philippines

Today I felt like combining two of my favorite things:  Star Wars humor and ripping on the Philippines.  For those not living here you wouldn’t understand but the reality is “toilet paper” isn’t very popular here.  Instead they use a small plastic ladle called a tabo and a bucket of water:

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If they do have toilet paper you can’t put the used material in the toilet but instead have to put it ...

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Liberal vs. Conservative

Liberal vs. Conservative

I’ve always hated labels.  I’ve got friends and family in my FB feed that are generally considered “ultra-conservative”. I see the posts for America Secede or Why Obama Sucks.  Then I’ve got friends that are considered “super liberal” with posts about Atheism, Gay Marriage, and how corrupt the US Government is.

Funny b/c I agree with a lot of what both say.  Hence I try to steer clear of the labels.  Made me think of a GREAT bit done by Richard ...

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56 Year Old Virgin, Dating Site Profile Won’t Help!

56 Year Old Virgin, Dating Site Profile Won’t Help!

So online dating sites send out emails on profiles that have viewed you.  Most of the time these profiles are totally fake.  This one came in my inbox and cracked me up:

56 Year Old Virgin

 

So much funny in this. First she’s 56? Right!   Next, OBVIOUSLY this is a fake profile and the site just uses a random selection of pre-written “phrases” to generate the email but couldn’t they segment it by ...

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