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56 Year Old Virgin, Dating Site Profile Won’t Help!

56 Year Old Virgin, Dating Site Profile Won’t Help!

So online dating sites send out emails on profiles that have viewed you.  Most of the time these profiles are totally fake.  This one came in my inbox and cracked me up:

56 Year Old Virgin

 

So much funny in this. First she’s 56? Right!   Next, OBVIOUSLY this is a fake profile and the site just uses a random selection of pre-written “phrases” to generate the email but couldn’t they segment it by age so they don’t blast out to users that some supposedly 56 year old woman is a virgin?

Now finally, as I was making the photoshop above my Filipina wife came in and saw the face and said “You know she’s a famous Filipina actress, right?”.  Heh, turns out wifey is right.  The woman in the pic is Bella Flores.   Considering she became a “movie star” in 1950 I seriously doubt she’s still a virgin.  Actually, according to the Wikipedia post she’s quite the accomplished actress.

Come on guys making fake “angel profiles” for dating sites!  Get the tech right so you don’t blast out that some supposedly 56 year old woman is a virgin.  Then if you’re gonna say the woman is 56 don’t use a picture of an 84 year old woman.  Finally, if you’re going to fake a profile don’t use a celebrity!

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